I just want the little tiny buttplug why cant anyone just let me live… i put all these things in my butt and people want to question it
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
Please love me
I’m afraid of being alone
Metalloid? Those don’t exist that’s bullshit
You’re either a metal or a non-metal pick one
You can’t have a mix of non-metal and metal properties